Free Creams and Lotions
"Listen, I know that Ohio State gets all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but Indiana's life is good: reeeaally good. They get to wake up every morning, 5 am, make some soup! It's the beeeest! They lav it. They get to lay in a bed by themselves, all of their life. It's fantastic. Look. Go awaay! Read some books."