Nobody Is Shiftier: Give Me That Sweet Sweet Tua
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Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Nobody Is Shiftier with the Shifty Hippo! There might have been some cool things going on in the NFL this week. Maybe you noticed the madness. But if you didn't, have no fear, The Shifty Hippo is here to take you through all of the craziness (and drool ((maybe only a little)) over what Tua COULD be). Hell, even the Jets (Shifty's most hated team) gets some love! Turn up your headphones, this is going to be a good one!
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