Fancy Pants by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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We have had all our shots and we are\\xa0back in the same room\\xa0so get ready for some seriously overexcited people!\\xa0 (That would be us but it would also be the people in this book.)\\xa0\\xa0Fancy Pants\\xa0by Susan Elizabeth Phillips - she\'s a British socialite with big "See You Next Tuesday" energy, he\'s a hot redneck golfer with a self esteem problem, they slap each other in parking lots more than the average couple does!\\xa0 Secret babies!\\xa0 Imaginary Jack Nicklaus!\\xa0 Real Jack Nicklaus!\\xa0 Riches to rags to riches!\\xa0 Found families!\\xa0 The weirdest citizenship ceremony you have ever seen in a book!
We ended up really enjoying this book but the content warnings are\\xa0not a joke, y\'all.\\xa0 It\'s got dead toddlers, non-custodial kidnapping, sexual assault of underaged girls, a guy you previously liked being a complete monster to a nine year old child, the n-word, 80\'s homophobia, fat shaming perpetrated by Eva Peron, some ladies who may or may not even be sex workers getting called "semi-hookers"... it is a ride and it is not a particularly safe or sanitary ride.\\xa0 This ride has not been inspected by anybody.\\xa0 Not even that sketchy dude who smokes around the gas cans. Nobody has signed off on this ride and you are getting on it at your own risk.\\xa0 It does, however, have a good heart and real emotional growth in it.\\xa0 It\'s a\\xa0lot.\\xa0
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