He\'s Pierce, a hot guy with a secret (and it\'s not that he\'s part of the military industrial complex, he\'s proud of that part!) She\'s Alicia, a widowed mother of two who works in a romance novel boutique! Welcome to Send No Flowers by Sandra Brown - if you\'d like to listen to our previous book by her way back in Episode 36, which believe you me is equally head shaking, try our episode on Fanta-C!
This book is an absolute roller coaster, and I don\'t just mean the bobsleds at Disneyland that these two are trying to dry hump on. He literally kidnaps her kids in the woods! Her best friend stole her fianc\\xe9! She very sensibly takes a huge promotion and never feels like a bad mom about it, which is so unexpected in a book like this that I spent the rest of the book waiting for the other shoe to drop! (The other shoe is that Pierce is extremely cagey because he may or may not have a disease. Whatever.) The content warning that I forgot to mention is that her kids are realistically awful to her and any parent is going to be wincing hard at it. Too close to home, Sandra.
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He\'s Ben, a cinnamon roll who bakes cinnamon rolls! He\'s Adam, a hockey coach and a pain in the ass! It\'s our annual modern gay Hannukah book - chag sameach, y\'all! This year we read Ben\'s Bakery and the Hannukah Miracle by Penelope Peters.
This one does have some serious religious gatekeeping - we mention it because it is really upsetting because this dude is not the catch he thinks he is to be such a damn asshole telling other people how to do their own damn religion right. Argh! (We liked Ben so much that we had absolutely zero time for this Adam guy.) Also, advanced moppet warning!
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He\'s Tagg, a Christmas-obsessed single dad! She\'s Leslie, a woman immobilized by a broken leg who cannot escape the holiday despite driving several states away and telling everybody she would prefer not to! He would probably be okay except that he\'s always "smirking" or "mocking" or whatevering his dialogue at her! For some reason his hair is very virile!
Warning: this book has intense levels of moppet. "My daddy will teach you to believe in Santa Claus!" which in another book would be hawwwt but in this one... There\'s also some pretty pushy sexual manipulation, when she says she wants to stop and he tries to pressure her and then freezes her out when that doesn\'t work. Ugh.
Also, I only just now realized that his name is Tagg as in "gift tag". I\'mma go back up on this nice quiet private mountain with my cute dog and sexy furry green boots and have a drink. Happy holidays, y\'all.
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How many of these does our erstwhile Air Force captain take with him a hundred and fifty years into the past? Well, he has some sweatpants, some snacks, and a flashlight.
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Happy Halloween! He\'s Clare, a baron with a very expensive contractor\'s bill and a suspicious number of black armbands in his wardrobe. She\'s Lucy, a sheltered seventeen year old girl with a big inheritance and absolutely no friends anywhere. What a great combination! It\'s Greygallows by Barbara Michaels, who is also Elizabeth Peters and Barbara Mertz and probably a ton of other names - you may remember that we did an episode on her Devil May Care last year for Halloween, and that book has a guest appearance from the actual Christian devil! Old Scratch! The Father of Lies! The Prince of Darkness! This one, sadly, does not - but it\'s a delightful read and a great book for spooky season.
Fair warning, it includes some extremely realistic and therefore disturbing depictions of spousal abuse, most notably the scariest gaslighting I\'ve seen in a book in a long time but also financial, emotional, and physical abuse with some attempted murder thrown in. It\'s not gratuitous at all - it\'s very well done and the heroine\'s legal helplessness under 19th century British law is definitely a major point of the book, but it is definitely going to hit too close to home for some people.
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Welcome to our fourth (!) annual AnneRiceoween extravaganza featuring The Vampire Armand! We skipped\\xa0Memnoch the Devil because we just did not want to read it, but don\'t worry, this book makes us find out what happened in it anyway! As usual, this episode features Friend of the Podcast Dr. Claire Mischker, weird audio (we had to change our remote recording platform so we all sound like we\'re living in separate wells) and an absurdly long runtime!
This book has some heavier content warnings than you\'d even expect from a vampire book - it has a\\xa0lot of sexual abuse both of children and adults, some child sex trafficking, monastic immurement, murder, bad dads both heavenly and temporal, way too much of Beethoven\'s Appassionata Sonata, and of course all the traditional vampire stuff like nonconsensual blood drinking and wallowing in angst. Oh, and it wouldn\'t be an Anne Rice book if it didn\'t have a long passage about becoming a vampire and shitting your pants.
The book I tried to remember and couldn\'t quite is Goddess of Filth by V. Castro - read it to decolonize your ideas about possession!
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He\'s Vanyel, the whiniest teenager ever chosen for a top government position by a horse! He\'s Tylendel, doomed twin and bad decision maker! Forget it, Jake, it\'s Valdemar! This is the first in Mercedes Lackey\'s Last Herald Mage trilogy, Magic\'s Pawn - it is not a romance novel, there is no happy ending, there are only tears. The tears are, in fact, the point. It\'s the first book a young Sara ever read about love between two impossibly beautiful young men, plus it has omg horsies - so yes, I imprinted on it like a duckling.
There are some pretty intense topics in this book - it\'s got really heavy suicidal ideation and suicide, it\'s got a bitchy horse-what-ain\'t-no-horse who\\xa0also dies by suicide, it\'s got some bad family business and some pretty intense homophobia, it\'s got some Mystic Native tropes, and if you read the other books in the trilogy you\'re going to run into some truly traumatic sexual assault and incest. Whee!
As promised, here\'s a write-up of Lackey\'s wild ride at Dragon Con in 1997! It really does involve a man who calls himself Pony White claiming he got attacked by ninjas. You gotta read the whole thing to get the whole story.
From the same source, if you\'re dying to know what "filk" is, here\'s a pretty good explainer with examples.
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She's Merry, a na\\xefve teenager who mostly sits around waiting for something to happen. He's Devon, the evil pirate who kidnaps her mostly by accident. It's the War of 1812!
Laura London is actually Tom and Sharon Curtis; we previously did a Loveswept by them that was a lot of fun, Lightning That Lingers. Check it out!
We've been sleeping on this book for forever - it actually got recommended to Sara by a coworker years ago, when we first started, and we should have read it then because it's a blast. The best part, of course, is everybody who isn't Devon - there's a band of Merry Men, most notably Dread Pirate Rand and Disaster Bi Cat, but don't forget Ship Pet Raven who is a person and Best Pirate Dennis who is a pig. It does have a genuinely shocking amount of threatened and past rape for such a fun and fluffy book, most of which are pretty abstract but there's some tragic backstory to some characters, some of it you'll expect and some of it you won't. And of course there's dirty deeds, some of which are quite expensive - although you'd expect more pirating? Honestly though if I'd have known this book had a queer androgynous silver haired bitchy pirate I'd have been on it thirty years ago.
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