Americarnage #39: Ain't Nothin' To F@&k With
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Mike and Dan are feeling a bit Wu Tang, as is all-time record-guest and fervent Lion Marek Larwood. Nat's away keeping the ESPN-watching world appraised of happenings at Lakeside so doesn't get the chance to become Pleasing Assonance...
In other news: Wildcard weekend has been and gone and Tebow has done the jesus thing again \\u2013 an 80 yard pass from the first play of overtime; busted Ben hobbled to a fourth q uarter comeback but it wasn\\u2019t enough; Texans surprised the Bengals in their first ever playoff game; Matty Ice lost his cool and failed to help the Falcons offense to a single point; NBA-wise Chicago lead the East and Oklahoma lead the West although they are a couple of games up on their rivals; America\\u2019s new favourite team is the 7 and 3 Portland Trailblazers; Kobe, stung by the recent ranking of him by ESPN as the 7th best player in the league, dropped 48 points on the Suns; Dwayne Wade is EATING SALAD; in the NHL the post- Winter Classic Rangers lead the East, although the Panthers are hot on their heels; Pittsburgh, meanwhile, are on a terminal slump \\u2013 since Crosby\\u2019s latest exit; the West is dominated by talk of the Ducks, as GM Bob Murray has threatened to put the entire team (save Teemu Selane and Saku Koivu); Corrections and Clarifications, Mailbag, another new game from the ever-creative Dan and much, much more...