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Gentleman Pete Schultz has an ideal WORST GIG EVER pedigree: he used to play in a hardcore band called Crisis Bureau, slugged it out in the trenches with a bunch of shit jobs, and now writes for Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. \\xa0Howie do it? \\xa0Take a listen, as Pete's tale is one for ages; wrought with crummy bringer punk shows, fitting customers for running shoes, taking the SATs at age 30, and almost getting sued by Vincent Gallo. \\xa0Beat the heat this week with Pete!