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This week we enter the surprisingly murky world of mascots with stand-up comic (and former Crystal Palace mascot) Chloe Petts for company.\\xa0 There\'s a cornucopia of delights inside this week including cocaine-dealing parrots, indestructible cats, swans committing GBH and a former Tory MP, with tattooed eyebrows being transformed into a ship\'s figurehead...
Follow us on Twitter:\\xa0@worstfoot\\xa0@bazmcstay\\xa0@benvandervelde\\xa0@ChloePetts
Visit\\xa0www.worstfootforwardpodcast.com\\xa0for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you\\u2019d like to support us as we venture forth into professional recording studios:\\xa0https://www.patreon.com/WorstFootForward
Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:\\xa0www.podnose.com
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