As much as I love Words You Never Heard, I enjoy a good word joke just as much. Did you hear about the oxymoron that walked into a bar? The silence was deafening. I dated an apostrophe once, but he was too possessive.
Having fun with words has always been a passion of mine and I say this with all jocoseriosity. Jocoseriosity implies a combination of humor mixed with seriousness.
Oddly, I have never been much of a grammar nazi though. Why get all worked up over it I say? Someone who gets upset over trivial things is called a microlipet. Of course, this is just my opinion. What’s a word for a person who loves their own opinion? A philodox. Arial and Helvetica walk into a bar, but the bartender hollered at them to get out! He said they didn’t serve their type!