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Due to the coronavirus, the UK  has been under lockdown, and people only allowed to leave their homes under very strict conditions! However, one blunderbuss felt the urgent need to go shopping and dressed up like a bush in order to disguise himself from the police lest he is discovered walking the streets! Blunderbuss is another word for a stupid, blundering fellow.

Neighbors happened to catch some video of the man covered head to toe in leaves as he tried to scurry from the street to his door, stopping from time to time and assuming a pose as a ‘shrubbery’  to avoid drawing any attention to himself.  At one point, he even trips and falls clutching his precious grocery bag!  What’s another word for a clumsy person?  A gawkhammer!  The short video of the bushman has gone viral on TikTok with the caption, Neighbor Sneaking Out To Get His Shopping.  The question is, how would the police handle this anyway?  With a bottle of Roundup perhaps?