Have you ever butt-dialed someone? The Dutch have a word for it, broekzakbellen. The English translation is “The pocket-dial giveth, and the pocket-dial taketh away. Butt-dialing someone can be an awkward or even embarrassing miskobble.
But it’s pretty funny when it happens to someone else. What’s a word for deriving pleasure from another’s misfortune? Schadenfreude. It’s estimated that over 100 million calls to 911 last year were butt-dialed. I accidentally pocket dialed my fitness trainer at a restaurant just as I was ordering a cheeseburger and fries. Boy, I felt like a goomstromnoodle.
What do you call the act of being impolite in a social situation by looking at your phone instead of paying attention to the person you are with? Phubbing!