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Brandish thy corkscrews,\\xa0
\\nwield thy decanters,
\\nCredit Card thy Coravins,
\\nFor this podcasteth is thine episode of wine tools. \\xa0Hear ye, hear ye, listen well, For Benjamin and I, sommeliers of ye old castle, deliver you details far and wide on wine tools. \\xa0
\\nAhem, You are most welcometh. \\xa0
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