Mariya had a difficult week at work. Ferguson, MO protests are still raging on, likely fueled by Thomas Jackson's shitty non-apology. A psychotic teen murdered a thousand chickens with a golf club. Rick reveals that the secret to a successful lasting marriage is jerking off. Mariya experienced another happy ending via the boobs. HBO has a new documentary series about sex in Latin American cities and this week we learn that Argentinians are astoundingly filthy, but in a laid-back, positive way. And more!