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Mariya and Ahmed are joined by the adorable but smug Emily Ruskowski and the hilarious Evan Valentine. Mariya and Ahmed share tales of their adventures on the high seas. Evan laments on the troubles of being a wealthy white man. Special needs listener Tom Gavin crashes the studio in person and is very jealous of Mariya and Ahmed's closeness. Emily reports that suicidal people really love to masturbate.