Mariya, Johno and Brian are excited about the new Rick Ross sound board. Mariya is disturbed by the the recent flurry of cannibalistic crimes, and, inspired, tells a scary story. An exploration of LL Cool J's "Hey Lover" and whether he is a romance novelist at heart. God calls in to clear up any confusion about LL Cool J's street cred and face eating. A brief discussion of Brotox. A classic lively show that's fun for the whole dysfunctional family!