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"I think Christians and Muslims should hug each other." - Chuck Norris

TOPICS: What if an angel that looked exactly like your celebrity crush came to you in your waking life every day just to hangout? // What if you had vivid visions every night that were about people you didn't know? // What if we joined a gang together? // What if after Queen Elizabeth died you where crowned King of England?

SNEAK PEEK: "Something with a belly button cant make love to something without a belly button." // "Is it wrong to have a crush on a rabbi?" // "Angel babies come from somewhere..." // "I wouldn't want to make eye contact with naked angel baby teenagers." // "Golden Defecation." // "If I'm thinking of a sea critter, I'm thinking of a sea anus."

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