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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" - Phillip J. Fry

TOPICS: What if space was liquid and you could swim to other planets? // What if your belly button was a portal to the belly button of the last person you kissed? // What if you got an email from a Nigerian prince who needed to borrow $1000 to set him free and in exchange he'd give you half of his fortune? // What if you owned everything you peed on?

SNEAK PEAK: "That's all I need, just good vibes and liquor." // "That's allot of wood!" //  "Poor people could get to space!" // "It makes me pee... but you know that."