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b'What animal crime deserves what animal punishment? We\'re going to see an example in "The Painted Turtle" this week, a Sauk legend from Wisconsin that also features Jesus, and his grandma General Grievous. Which part of that did we make up? Listen to find out!\\n\\nThis episode brought to you by executive producer Sara, Aarne-Thompson type 470A, "A Skeleton Is Invited to a Wedding"\\n\\nSuggested talking points: a Duke Boys\' jump to meaning, a human skelepede, organizing the dirt, grandma grievous, turtle home for humans, Wisconsin Jesus, Euchre-Oh, pizza into pearls, beefy armed Machop, a slow-acting fushigi spell, life by ant rule, animal crimes, turtle diamonds, a geriatric blur, design your juggalo grandchild\\n\\nIf you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.'