Obi asks: What if puppies had laser eyes and could fly?
b"Remember when all you wanted was a flying laser puppy and your mom said \\u201cYou\\u2019ll blow our roof off!\\u201d Let\\u2019s see if the old adage is true.\\xa0\\n\\nLessons include: parents may seem unfair, but they\\u2019ll do anything to protect us; lasers are better off left to make believe\\n\\nJoin our Patreon for Ad-Free stories, a Shout-Out on the show, bonus audio, a better chance of having your question answered, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld\\n\\nSubscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions via Twitter @whatifworldpod, Facebook @whatifworldpodcast, Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or email whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com\\n\\nWhat If World is made by Eric O\\u2019Keeffe with help from Karen O'Keeffe. Our theme song is by Craig Martinson and our podcast art is by Jason O\\u2019Keefe. Additional songs and sound effects from audioblocks.com."