52 - What if the sorting hat from Hogwarts started saying random words instead of houses at the start of the year?

Published: Nov. 6, 2017, 8:01 a.m.

Long ago in 2001, when Abacus first opened his magical school, many of his students begged to be sorted. But when Abacus conjures a Sorta Hat to do the job, his magic is as unreliable as ever… Lessons include: labeling people is a recipe for cruelty; grownups and professionals have feelings, too Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices