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Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead to dip once more into the syndicated column The News of the Weird. His findings, however, seem only to confirm what Chris already assumed, the fact that we're all of us, each and every one, DOOMED!!!