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b'On April 19th, 2008, forty-two year-old Elisabeth Fritzl helped her seventy-three year-old father Josef carry their nineteen year-old unconscious daughter Kerstin - yes, THEIR daughter, you read that right - out of a small, windowless cellar that Kerstin had literally spent her entire life inside up until this point. That day, Elisabeth felt sunlight on her skin for the first time in twenty-four years.\\xa0For over two decades, she had been imprisoned and continually raped by her own father. And she lived to tell about it. Her story and the tale of her monster-father is insane. Hard to believe it actually happened. But it did. And we suck it all today on Timesuck.\\n\\nCome to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tP\\n\\nSecond show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6\\n\\nThanks for allowing us to donate\\xa0$2400 this month\\xa0the National Alliance to End Homelessness:https://endhomelessness.org/\\xa0Yip, yip, yaw!\\n\\nHappy Murder\\xa0Tour\\xa0Standup\\xa0dates: (full calendar at\\xa0http://dancummins.tv)\\n\\nJuly 26-27 Cincinnati, OH\\xa0West Liberty Funnybone\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nAugust 1-3 Charlotte, NC\\xa0The Comedy Zone\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nAugust 4 Richmond, VA\\xa0The Funny Bone\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nAugust 9-10 Orlando, FL\\xa0The Improv\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\n*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** Orlando, FL\\xa0The Improve\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nListen to the best of my standup on Spotify!\\xa0(for free!)\\xa0https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d\\n\\nTimesuck is brought to you by\\xa0the following\\xa0sponsors:\\n\\nHims! Try Hims for a month today for just $5 when you go to ForHims.com/timesuckED.\\n\\nMVMT Get 15% off your watch or sunglasses w FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS at mvmt.com/timesuck\\n\\nLeesa! Get 15% off your entire order at leesa.com/TIMESUCK when you use the promo code TIMESUCK\\n\\nWatch the Suck on Youtube:\\xa0https://youtu.be/3aQH6uAeVkA\\n\\nMerch\\xa0\\xa0- https://badmagicmerch.com/\\n\\nWant to try out\\xa0Discord!?!\\xa0https://discord.gg/tqzH89v\\n\\nWant to join the Cult of the Curious private\\xa0Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn\'t been put in FB Jail :)\\n\\nFor all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact\\n\\nPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!!\\xa0@timesuckpodcast\\xa0on IG,\\xa0@timesuckpodcast\\xa0on Twitter, and\\xa0http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast\\n\\nWanna become a Space Lizard? We\'re almost 5000 strong!\\xa0Click here:\\xa0https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast\\xa0\\n\\nSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You\'ll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album,\\xa0Feel the Heat.\\xa0Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.'