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b'The Darwin Awards! Meatsacks removing themselves from being able to procreate or from the planet entirely in the most easily avoidable ways. Natural selection at work! We make light of a lot of death today, and also use this topic as an excuse to look into evolution theory and the man who put it on the map - Charles Darwin. Is evolution more than just "a theory"? Can we prove it worked? Did we really evolve from monkeys? Did a guy in Australia really try to kill a tiger with his bare hands after some karate lessons? Did a guy accidentally kill himself by pounding two bottles of sherry via his "mouth butt"? We\'re all over the place today on another edition of Timesuck!\\n\\nHappy Murder Tour\\xa0Standup\\xa0dates: (full calendar at dancummins.tv)\\n\\nJune 7-8th Omaha, NE\\xa0The Funny Bone\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nJune 13-15th Raleigh, NC\\xa0Charlie Goodnight\'s\\xa0CLICK HERE\\xa0for tix!\\n\\nListen to the best of my standup on Spotify!\\xa0(for free!)\\xa0https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d\\n\\nTimesuck is brought to you by\\xa0the following\\xa0sponsors:\\n\\nIndochino: Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at Indochino.com when entering TIMESUCK at checkout\\n\\nGreat Courses Plus: Get a FREE month of unlimited access to their entire library when you sign up now at TheGreatCoursesPLUS.com/TIMESUCK\\n\\nWatch the Suck on Youtube:\\xa0https://youtu.be/0SJTNQ2pU7U\\n\\nMerch\\xa0\\xa0- https://badmagicmerch.com/\\n\\nWant to try out\\xa0Discord!?!\\xa0https://discord.gg/tqzH89v\\n\\nWant to join the Cult of the Curious private\\xa0Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn\'t been put in FB Jail :)\\n\\nFor all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact\\n\\nPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!!\\xa0@timesuckpodcast\\xa0on IG,\\xa0@timesuckpodcast\\xa0on Twitter, and\\xa0http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast\\n\\nWanna become a Space Lizard? We\'re almost 5000 strong!\\xa0Click here:\\xa0https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast\\xa0\\n\\nSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You\'ll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album,\\xa0Feel the Heat.\\xa0Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.'