Episode 28: Tim responds to the first wave of listener emails, fan emails perhaps it would be better put, for none but the kindest of letters can be found in Tim's inbox. So many adoring fans, so many lives touched by Tim Drugan's Story Time. How wonderful to hear from those whose existence has drastically improved thanks to the wonderful stories told here.
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Never have I been so angry in all my life, all my LIFE. Your podcast is an example, a PERFECT example of the deterioration of this great nation, and is a representation of what must be destroyed if we are to survive. Have you read the constitution? Have you read Harry Potter? Are you familiar with the amendment? Which amendment, you ask? Um THE SECOND AMENDMENT?! Do you even know what a wizard is? Right to bear wands? Does that ring a bell for you?
Such a muggle as yourself has no business speaking in such a tone of authority to warlocks such as myself. I will vanquish you with the flick of my wrist whenever I so choose. My wand will bring forth a lightning bolt a thousand times more powerful than mother nature could ever create, and your flesh with sizzle, and your hair will burn, and everyone nearby will say “ohhhh that’s so stinky, that burning hair smells so stinky.” but what they will not know is that it is not just your hair that is stinky, it is all of you that is stinky, you stinky, stinky boy.
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If you enjoy westerns like True Grit or The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, check out Tim’s western novel, Dust, available on Amazon in eBook form in addition to being read on the podcast.
For other resources, visit timdrugan.com.