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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene.

Suggested Talking Points:

Pure Imagination. Ombudsmen. Frosty attacks! Michael Keaton is the Sean Connery of Batman. Snakes alive! Where are they getting this acid? Homeless library porn. K-Mart panty scandal. Birdseed santeria spell. Atheists found to be less trustworthy than rapists. Jesus: Don’t take that wheel. Don’t touch that phone, it’s gross. Philosophical quandaries and the college trap. Science Zone: Printer Security. Let me out of this freezer, please, I’m not dead.