Episode 44: Bottoms Up, Baby

Published: Sept. 20, 2011, 10 p.m.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.

Suggested Talking Points:

Moon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter Heist. F-cup Grandma. Baseball burger injury. King crab invasion. Global Clowns. Drunk moose on the loose.