My Corona (A Viral "My Sharona" Parody)
b'Viral video outbreak coming soon!\\n\\nLyrics:\\n\\nOoh, my little Wuhan one, viral one\\nComing to congest my lungs, ay Corona\\nZoo-o-notic transmission \\u2026where\\u2019s it from?\\nBats or civet cats who knows why, Corona?\\n\\nWhen\\u2019s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands\\nWhy\\u2019d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?\\nWhy Why Why Why AHHH CHOOO\\n\\nM-m-m-my Corona\\n\\nDon\\u2019t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh\\nUnless you got an N95, Corona\\nGot a travel history, I\\u2019m quarantined\\nShould\\u2019ve just quit touching my eyes, Corona\\n\\nNever getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat\\nBut why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?\\n\\nWhy ey ey ey ey NO\\nM m m my Corona\\nM m m my Corona\\n\\nWhen\\u2019s it gonna get to me, get to me\\nYou killed the doc that called you out, why Corona?\\nInternet conspiracy, COVID-19\\nIs it just a pack of communist lies, Corona?\\n\\nNever gonna stop, media, such a dirty game\\nCuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it\\u2019s just as lame\\nWhy Why Why Why A Choo\\n*coughing*\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'