Jessie's Pen (A "Jessie's Girl" Parody)
b"Lyrics:\\n\\nJessie is a friend\\nYeah I know she\\u2019s been a nurse friend of mine\\nBut lately something's changed that ain't hard to define\\nJessie's got herself a pen and I want to make it mine\\n\\nAnd I\\u2019m watching her when she writes\\nAnd she\\u2019s doodling with that black ink, I just know it\\nYeah 'n she's charting so smoothly late, late at night\\n\\nYou know\\nI wish that I had Jessie's pen\\nI wish that I had Jessie's pen \\nWhere can I find a ballpoint like that?\\n\\nI play along with the charade\\nShe even got it with the optional wood grain \\nYou know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room\\nI wanna creep on up and steal it \\nBut the point is probably moot\\n\\n'Cuz she's watching me with those eyes\\nAnd she's suspicious of doctors, I just know it\\nAnd she's holding it in her hands late, late at night\\n\\nYou know\\nI wish that I had Jessie's pen\\nI wish that I had Jessie's pen\\nWhere can I buy a Pilot like that\\n\\nLike Jessie's pen\\nI wanna have Jessie's pen\\nWhere can I find a ballpoint\\nI\\u2019ll never find a ballpoint like that\\n\\nAnd I\\u2019m writin\\u2019 all these scripts all the time\\nWondering why pharmacy can\\u2019t read \\u2018em\\nI've been out of ink, I\\u2019ve been smudging all the lines\\nThis ain\\u2019t the way a pen\\u2019s supposed to be\\n\\nTell me, where can I find a ballpoint like that\\n\\nYou know, I wish that I had Jessie's pen \\nI wish that I had Jessie's pen\\nI want Jessie's pen\\nI\\u2019ll never find a ballpoint like that\\nLike Jessie's pen\\nI wanna steal Jessie's pen\\nI want, I want Jessie's pen\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices"