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...a trip down memory lane that examines the classic, hilarious, and vintage quotes our parents used to say to us when we were growing up. Not much sympathy given in these mantras, and the more inexplicable the better; some used to reprimand, some used as sarcastic questions, and some meant as encouragement. In short, our parents got great mileage out of these snippets of wisdom and they pretty much sum up everything you need to know.