Episode 076: HECTOR, NO!

Published: Aug. 25, 2020, 10:40 p.m.

b'The great poet Robbie Burns once said that the best laid schemes o\' mice an\' men gang-aft-a-gley. Which is a classy Scottish way for saying "get fucked up." \\nHere\'s a little peek behind the curtain into how the magic happens at THE TIME HAS COME studios: Josh and Keith will hang out for a bit, get the computer set up to record, and go over a loose plan of a topic to eventually settle upon for the episode, so that it has some sort of thematic arc to it. From there, it\'s a freeform conversation that goes where it goes, with a mind to somehow wind it\'s way topic-ward. \\n\\nThat was the plan for this episode, but that plan gang-aft-a-gley\'d in the most delightful and horrific way. Equal parts delightful and horrific. \\n\\nYou see, for this taping, the whimsical character of Little Boy Boyardee, the waif who would become chef to a nation, Hector Boyardee, hailed and lauded as a hero for the ages in our previous episode, took a dark and unexpected turn. \\n\\nGASP! in amazement and surprise as his villainy is revealed!\\nCHOKE! back tears of laughter and revulsion! \\nMARVEL! at the sinister and reality-bending nature of dastardly time travel and skulduggery!\\nSPEND! somewhere around an hour and forty minutes exploring an episode we can only call....\\n\\nHECTOR, NO!'