Hour of Slack #1870 - What the WTF? - Stang Rant, Winterstar "2022"

Published: Feb. 17, 2022, 4:12 a.m.

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A NEW X-DAY REVELATION is unraveled! The whole episode is Stang\'s annual sermon to the Winterstar Symposium -- the 31st one. It was delivered via Zoom, so the laughter or anger of the audience watching Stang on their screens can\'t be heard. It is however a full-on pulpit-pounding rant, this particular one derived largely from "text jams" between old SubGenius Doktors such as Dr. Philo Drummond and Rev. Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite. (And Stang reads a pure Onan rant at the end.) Included is an old-school Mass Short Duration Marriage, cult-style, albeit a bit awkward due to being done remotely rather than with the congregationists being able to physically grope one another. YOU WON\'T BELIEVE the new news about X-Day!

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