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Wanted:  Sperm Donor.  Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos.  See Jill.  Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage.  Dave's students are very musical.  They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.

Music:

Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby
Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I.
Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast
Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle