If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields. Music: Venus Verse - Loving Arms Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was Of Montreal - Feminine Effects Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces Exile Parade - Superstar