THE RISE GUYS: HOUR TWO: 03/04/20
Taco Bell in Spartanburg at night is wild! Dude gets naked, masterbates in public, tries to find a pregnant woman, & ends up in a trash can! #YeahThatSpartanburg...Because of the C-word Virus, Tinder advises users to stay at home, stop going out. Porn Hub is all like, thanks Tinder!...Mattman announces he will likely cry when Dolly Parton dies. Wonders if the casket will close.