Moron Monday: Texas Woman Tries To Get Half-Price On Cake She Ate
b"Wichita Falls Police were called to a Walmart on Greenbriar Road in Texas because a woman was basically shoplifting in her stomach and becoming irate because they wouldn't give her half-off the cake she said was half gone. That's because... she's the one that made it half gone.
She just landed on the OShow's #MoronMonday list:"