Will Trumps Fake White House Have a Churro Bar? An Omelette Station? Or Both?
It\u2019s getting near closing time for the Trumps at the White House\u2014Monday\u2019s electoral college vote made that official. Which means folks like Ivanka Trump have to GTFO and find themselves new careers.
It might be a bit tricky, Daily Beast contributor and Hysteria host Erin Gloria Ryan explains. Just about everybody hates Ivanka these days\u2014well, except for a handful of Fox-addled octogenarian creepers. That corporate feminism she used to try to embody? That \u201cHallmark feminism where there's absolutely no substance behind any of the things that she's saying\u201d? It might\u2019ve worked before. In the dying days of 2020, it just makes everyone gag.
And the only thing worse is her \u201cnaked desire for her to be seen as an American princess. We literally fought a war so we wouldn't have to live in a monarchy,\u201d Erin tells Molly Jong-Fast on the latest episode of The New Abnormal.
So she\u2019s settling into a new little palace in Miami. Meanwhile, daddy will be just down the road, setting up shop in his bizarroworld castle, Mar-a-Lago. Jong-Fast and Rick Wilson think it\u2019s only a matter of time before Trump cultists start treating Dear Leader\u2019s place like the real White House\u2014and Donnie looks for new ways to extract cash from his megafans.
\u201cI\u2019m wondering how much it costs to get him to sign your boobs,\u201d Molly says.
\u201cFree\u2014if you stop at the churro bar,\u201d Rick answers.
\u201cThere's going to be an omelet station for sure,\u201d Molly counters. \u201cOr a station and you'll get to say mean things to Eric.\u201d
But before the festivities begin, there are still a few remaining questions: How many more cabinet members will Trump fire on his way out? How many more Trumpists will declare war on the GOP? Will Donald try to smuggle any Oval Office tchotchkes in his pants? \u201cI'm still curious to know,\u201d Molly says, \u201cdoes Trump get dragged out of the White House or does he go to Mar-a-Lago and just forget to come back?\u201d
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