(77) The We Hate This Show Show But Love You Like Crack Cocaine

Published: Aug. 24, 2011, 3:06 a.m.

b'We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it\\u2019s devoid of meaning \\u2026 like Julie Chen\\u2019s every tear.

Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it\\u2019s tinny, there\\u2019s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood.

And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical, especially if they\\u2019re a music lover, we\\u2019re just saying if she is bizarrely obsessed with a song, you might want to pay attention to what it\\u2019s about. If you\\u2019re a lesbian worth your salt you\\u2019ve already raided her closets when she was in the shower anytime she\\u2019s ever done anything remotely suspicious, but some of you get lazy. We\\u2019re just saying \\u2026 don\\u2019t sleep on a biatch!

Love you more than Crank.
Sandi'