I Put My Penis In A Mouse

Published: Jan. 19, 2012, midnight

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In this, the 54th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

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Alright, listen up, Maggots! General Westpointe here!\\xa0 Seems like we\'ve got some punks here we have\\xa0to deal with this week!\\xa0 One of you b**tards seems to have a little Hannibal Lecter in ya! Chewing on your ladies face like a dog on scraps? What\'s\\xa0the matter son, you run outta meatballs? And you! Yeah YOU!\\xa0 I hear you have\\xa0a chubby in your pants and a bit of an affection toward some\\xa0ink on your d*ck!\\xa0 What\'s wrong with you son?\\xa0 Mamma make you watch to many "Fat Lady Pornos" where she swallows down the money shot with a whole pizza? I bet you wish Dadda was still sticking it sideways through your back door in the back shed don\'t ya, son?\\xa0 You\'re gonna when I\'m through with ya!\\xa0 Who else do we have here?\\xa0 Looks like we\'ve got a narcotics dealer in our group of lonely podcasters!\\xa0 What are you dealing? Coke, crack or c*ck? What? Viagra? Looks like we\'ve got another Bob Dole pencil pushing pu$$y looking for the easy way out!\\xa0 F**K!

All of you on your knees and pull out your custom made knee pads...It\'s gonna be a long night of "Would You Rather?" First up in this lovely game...Bear trap or Mouse trap...Here\'s how it works: You get your leg in the big one or your d*ck in the small one! Except you with the pirate c*ck!\\xa0 No leg for you! You all got 2 minutes to decide!

Before this night is over, you\'re going to be singing a new song I just made up!..."I Put My Penis In A Mouse"...Top 40 hit for sure.\\xa0 SING IT NOW!!! SING IT NOW!!!!

-AG (Yeah, I\'m working on my issues)

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