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Published: June 15, 2015, 1:16 a.m.

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Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on\\xa0Silvester Stallone\'s\\xa0The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80\'s Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I\'ve constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I\'ve also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.

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Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:

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Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone

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Lee Christmas:\\xa0Jason Statham

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Gunner:\\xa0Dolf Lungren

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Tool:\\xa0Mickey Rourke

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Hail Caesar:\\xa0Terry Crews

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Crenna:\\xa0My added character

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I\'d like to thank the following musical artists:

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Tom Fahy

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Kai Engel

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Jan Morgenstern

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Jo

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Dexter Britain

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Docks

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Nine Inch Nails

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Fancy Mike

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And the feature Credit song\\xa0Middle Aged Youth\\xa0by\\xa0The Flesh Lights.

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