"99.9 Percent of the Time.....it's a Dong"

Published: March 24, 2021, 5 p.m.

On today's 3-24-21 Wednesday show: Happy national cocktail day, we each share our favorites, a guy online explains his job as a dong screener on a dating app, some guy found shrimp tails in a box of cereal, Ellen has lost over a million viewers, there is a new version of an Eminem song that was made entirely by A.I., we have all been pronouncing one of the Kardashian's names wrong, Selena pats herself on the back for going for a walk around the block 2 days in a row, and a full breakdown of the new Demi Lovato documentary.