God Smites Tucker Carlson!

Published: April 27, 2023, 4:10 a.m.

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On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired.\\xa0\\xa0

On the \\u2018Top Ten List,\\u2019 you\\u2019ll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn\\u2019t exist. On \\u2018World News,\\u2019 Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans \\u2018snitch form\\u2019 brought down like the walls of Jericho with \\u2018Bee Movie\\u2019 script trolling. On \\u2018Heaven News,\\u2019 Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ghost, Jesus turns water into Ros\\xe9, God is not responsible for anything, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster interrupts a volleyball game. Revelations abound on \\u2018Ask God,\\u2019 when you learn if God is God of the universe or the multiverse and why Christians still use shortwave radio to broadcast the Bible. On \\u2018What Would Jesus Do?\\u2019 you\\u2019ll be surprised to learn if Jesus would rescue a princess and slay a dragon to clear a bunch of refugees out of the swamp he lived in, if he would snitch on a family member for committing a crime, if he witnessed an act of injustice, and what he would do if he were in the movie \\u2018Dogma.\\u2019 Then drift off to heaven on \\u2018Holy Spirit ASMR.\\u2019 And finally, God drops a new rap song.\\xa0

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