God Smites The People Behind Toxic Train Derailment

Published: Feb. 20, 2023, 5 a.m.

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TODAY ON THE GOD POD:

God SMITES the people behind the toxic train derailment in Ohio, whoever they may be! God and Moses discuss who is to blame and who will fix this catastrophe.\\xa0

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