God Says "No" To Saving The King

Published: May 8, 2023, 4:01 a.m.

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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles\\u2019 coronation on \\u2018God\\u2019s Top Ten List.\\u2019

On \\u2018Human News,\\u2019 Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clarence Thomas\\u2019 child, All Supreme Court Justices not cool with oversight, Sam Alito is a man child, robots find out what it\\u2019s like to be an overworked human, Utahans can no longer rub one out to Pornhub without ID, and right-winger Steven Crowder crusades against no-fault divorce. On \\u2018Heaven News,\\u2019 cherubs are caught sneaking into Mary Mag\\u2019s pop-up pot bakery, God plans to open up a water park, the Heavenly choir performs \\u201cStairway To Heaven,\\u201d and Mary reveals Jesus is not a great cook. On \\u2018Ask God,\\u2019 you\\u2019ll discover if God likes the idea of Trevor Noah and Tucker trade shows, if the Daily Mail is the newspaper of hell, if Eric Clapton is full of it, and if God would rather have a horizontal butt or a vertical mouth.\\xa0

Don\\u2019t miss Mary Mags new song \\u2018Single Deities\\u2019 and God\\u2019s New Commandment!!!

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