God, Jesus, And Santa Discuss Erection Fraud

Published: Dec. 1, 2022, 6 a.m.

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It\\u2019s a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God\\u2019s angry doppelg\\xe4nger Santa slides down Heaven\\u2019s chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the \\U0001f3b5most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!\\U0001f3b5 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God\\u2019s Mastodon butt cheek tattoo, avoid elf butts and kidney stones, and laugh about the ongoing Elon Musk Twitter fire and Herschel Walker\\u2019s erection fraud.\\xa0

Weenie Boy Mcgoo returns, George Takei pops in to say hi, Jesus rates The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special, the Santa Claus TV series (starring Tim Allen on Disney+), and Santa rates Mormon porn. And they somehow find time to discuss the FIFA Qatar World Cup mess.

So throw your CVS receipts on the fire and cozy up with your favorite podcast app because you\\u2019re about to get possessed by the Christmas spirit. Ew.

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