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* Birthdays was the worst days, now Coen drinks champagne when he\u2019s thirstay

* Stolen packages

* 9-0\u2026but not really

* Disaster for democracy!

* We\u2019re worried about Keith Olbermann

* Disastrous polls for Ol\u2019 Joe

* The RAGE and the pride

* As always, Trump is raising money

* Keith is crying piss

* A bizarro time machine

* Some dating advice for (MAGA?) Mary