309: !sleep

Published: Aug. 27, 2019, midnight

b'r/nosleep describes itself as "a subreddit for realistic horror stories." Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear\'s internet to drop out for a while! \\U0001f631\\nThis week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once.'