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b"The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that \\u201calmost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy\\u2014in the form of crystals and gems\\u2014in some way.\\u201d And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.\\nThis week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom."