The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that \u201calmost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy\u2014in the form of crystals and gems\u2014in some way.\u201d And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.\nThis week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.