Page 76: Not My Slave by Derek L. Palmer
Nothing could be worse than being obsessively infatuated with a girl who doesn't like you back. If only there was a way to make these unwanted romantic feelings go away...
Also, Rish and Big talk about unromantic subjects like unnecessary love letters, bitterness, following someone to Canada, and Zelda Rubinstein.
Special thanks to Norm Sherman for lending his voice to today's episode.