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b'Sheriff Lindley was asleep on the toilet in the Pachuco County courthouse when someone started pounding on the door. \\u201cBert!\\u201d the voice yelled as the sheriff jerked awake. \\u201cGol Dang!\\u201d said the lawman. The Waco newspaper slid off his lap onto the floor. \\xa0 \\xa0 \\xa0 Night of the Cooters by Howard Waldrop \\xa0 Sheriff [\\u2026]\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'