b'There are things you would have never done before. You\\u2019d never have sung a crazy song in public. You\\u2019d never have painted your nails. You would have vomited before you sucked snot out of someone\\u2019s nose (as Hasan Minhaj did). You\\u2019d have rather starved than put on a McUniform and work extra hours at some job you hate.\\u2709\\ufe0f Sign up for the Daily Dad email: DailyDad.com\\U0001f4f1 Follow Daily Dad: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube'